I feel bad for contortionists…
They can’t relate to songs that talk about bending till you break, and having to get back up again.
I don’t get the whole… guys don’t like being complimented by gays thing.
If a lesbian told me I was hot I’d be like, score!!! Now I’m attractive to both genders!
Scratch that. I checked out more of your photos, I am definitely prettier! Ha, so what do you have now besides Cheetos stuck in your fat rolls?